Quotes from s03e21 - Over the hills and far away

Voiceover by Jake

"Once upon a time there was a Princess who lived in a kingdom far, far away; and in that kingdom there also lived a boy and the Princess loved that boy and, so the two decided to marry."

"Now in this kingdom all was not well..."

"So the princess and the boy were set to be wed and because she was a Princess, a call went out for a beautiful dress."

"Now as the wedding day approached, the Princess worried about the evil King. Because, although he had not always been this way his heart had grown dark and his kingdom had grown to fear and despise him."

"In the days before the wedding the king surprised the Princess and gave his blessing to the marriage. But, the Princess was still torn for even though she had found her true love it meant she would have to faithful handmaiden behind forever."

"On the eve of the Princess's wedding a lavish feast was arranged. Friends and royalty were summoned from lands far away to join the happy couple for a night of laughter and magic."

"As the night wore on a calm fell upon the land and all was right in the land, if only for a moment."

"But the people had their struggles as all people do and they had grown to fear and despise the King, whose heart had grown dark."

"But in the end the love between the Princess and the boy was undeniable and true. And, over time that love would see them through anything. Magical things happened to them, things they couldn’t explain, much like love its self. And, like most fairy tales the Princess and the boy lived happily ever after... at least I hope they do."